The literal translation of "I want to f**k you" from English to Spanish is "yo quiero chingar," but if you'd like a better chance at gratification may we suggest that you try asking a lady if she'd like for you to make love to her, which would be "Quiero hacerte el amor" in Spanish ("I want to make love to you.") Consider romancing, getting to know, and finally seducing her with your loving charms; it might spare you from a "bofetada en la cara."
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